I’m supposed to be working. This means I shouldn’t have Tweetdeck running, but I thought I’d be able to manage both (clearly monotasking never really took root). A tweet that began “Fucking Mumford and Sons…”1 led to the compilation of this list of annoying musicians. Feel free to add the word “fucking” as the middle name to the rest of these:
- James Fucking Blunt
- Fucking Mumford and Fucking Sons
- John Fucking Butler
- John Fucking Mayer
- Cat Empire
- Jason Mraz
- Pete Murray
- Xavier Rudd
- anybody from any of those TV talent shows
Who have we missed?
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1. Say this in your hammiest Oirish accent. You won’t be able to stop!
MGM Fucking T
Muse
Empire of the Fucking Sun
Black Eyed Peas
I have been meaning to ask this for awhile as he is always being tweeted about who is Jason fucking Mraz?
I will add:
Status fucking Quo
Dire Fucking Straits
Sting Fucking Sting
Ok showing my age.
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Oh, Daniel, Black Eyed Fucking Peas! Yes! “I Gotta Feeling” was one of 2009′s worst earworms. I just had to check to see what it was called and saw that it was produced by another person I’m adding to the list:
David Fucking Guetta
RR – Sting Fucking Sting! Great! Although I have a soft spot for *ahem* Dire Straits.
As for Jason Mraz – boring, bland, reggae-by-numbers that makes UB40 look hardcore. Click at your peril .
Talk about lead with ones chin!!!!
Any Heavy FUCKING METAL band or musician
Any FUCKING MORON that listens to this crap with the volume turned up full through headphones while on the train GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RealityRaver You’d love this song by Allen Clapp titled, “Why Sting Is Such An Idiot”.
@Injera I saw Dire Straits live. I’d honestly rather spend the time watching 3 hours of Dean Laidley’s worst matches as North Melbourne coach (2 1/2 hours of which involve Neil Craig taking the piss with his tactical moves).
@Daniel – I also saw DS live – should have been renamed BS for that occasion. I agree that it was a long, tedious night. Even with that, though, they don’t give me the screaming heebeejeebies that the others on the list do; that auto-flinch for the off button.
@Sourkraut – I’m not a metal fan, but I do have to thank those pioneering metal bands, without whom we wouldn’t have the joy that is Spinal Tap.
And I can’t believe I left Chris Fucking Martin and Cold Fucking Play off this list!
Looking at RealityRaver’s last blog entry, we should add Rogue Fucking Traders to the list. What the hell are they on about? Borrowing riffs from other bands, and turning them into their “own songs”. You can put Jet into that category as well.
You flushed my f…in chain
Linkin f…..n park
k f…..n orn
posh fucking spice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
emin f….in em
4 wheel fucking drives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sour f….in kraut
Rogue Traders! Yes!
Eminem! Of course!
I’ve managed to avoid Linkin Park and Korn, so am grateful for that.
Also:
Jay Fucking Z
Katy Fucking Perry
T Fucking Pain (for his egregious contributions to autotune)
Guy Fucking Sebastian
Short Fucking Stack
Simple Fucking Plan
I once accidentally tuned into Sunrise one morning, and had the dubious joy of not only watching David Koch talking up the “hipness” of Rouge Traders, but then seeing the Sunrise cast “rocking out” to them while they performed.
That just made me vomit a little bit!
david f…n koch
Injera if you’ve missed Korn and linkin f in park you obviously don t have twenty something sons in the house SIIGGGGGGGHHHH