Comments on: Mainstream fucking music

By: sourkraut

sourkraut — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:25:51 +0000

david f…n koch
Injera if you’ve missed Korn and linkin f in park you obviously don t have twenty something sons in the house SIIGGGGGGGHHHH

By: Injera

Injera — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:58:29 +0000

That just made me vomit a little bit!

By: Daniel Chan

Daniel Chan — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:35:56 +0000

I once accidentally tuned into Sunrise one morning, and had the dubious joy of not only watching David Koch talking up the “hipness” of Rouge Traders, but then seeing the Sunrise cast “rocking out” to them while they performed.

By: Injera

Injera — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:27:42 +0000

Rogue Traders! Yes!
Eminem! Of course!
I’ve managed to avoid Linkin Park and Korn, so am grateful for that.

Also:
Jay Fucking Z
Katy Fucking Perry
T Fucking Pain (for his egregious contributions to autotune)
Guy Fucking Sebastian
Short Fucking Stack
Simple Fucking Plan

By: sourkraut

sourkraut — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:16:19 +0000

You flushed my f…in chain
Linkin f…..n park
k f…..n orn
posh fucking spice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
emin f….in em
4 wheel fucking drives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sour f….in kraut

By: Daniel Chan

Daniel Chan — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:56:05 +0000

Looking at RealityRaver’s last blog entry, we should add Rogue Fucking Traders to the list. What the hell are they on about? Borrowing riffs from other bands, and turning them into their “own songs”. You can put Jet into that category as well.

By: Injera

Injera — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:18:43 +0000

@Daniel – I also saw DS live – should have been renamed BS for that occasion. I agree that it was a long, tedious night. Even with that, though, they don’t give me the screaming heebeejeebies that the others on the list do; that auto-flinch for the off button.

@Sourkraut – I’m not a metal fan, but I do have to thank those pioneering metal bands, without whom we wouldn’t have the joy that is Spinal Tap.

And I can’t believe I left Chris Fucking Martin and Cold Fucking Play off this list!

By: Daniel Chan

Daniel Chan — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:11:10 +0000

@RealityRaver You’d love this song by Allen Clapp titled, “Why Sting Is Such An Idiot”.

@Injera I saw Dire Straits live. I’d honestly rather spend the time watching 3 hours of Dean Laidley’s worst matches as North Melbourne coach (2 1/2 hours of which involve Neil Craig taking the piss with his tactical moves).

By: sourkraut

sourkraut — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:51:36 +0000

Talk about lead with ones chin!!!!
Any Heavy FUCKING METAL band or musician
Any FUCKING MORON that listens to this crap with the volume turned up full through headphones while on the train GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Injera

Injera — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:25:38 +0000

Oh, Daniel, Black Eyed Fucking Peas! Yes! “I Gotta Feeling” was one of 2009′s worst earworms. I just had to check to see what it was called and saw that it was produced by another person I’m adding to the list:

David Fucking Guetta

RR – Sting Fucking Sting! Great! Although I have a soft spot for *ahem* Dire Straits.

As for Jason Mraz – boring, bland, reggae-by-numbers that makes UB40 look hardcore. Click at your peril .